Sunday, October 24, 2010

Our Camping Trip to Vernal

Hi, it's me again, Klu the Bear, doin' some bloggin'. I didn't do no bloggin' for a while. Sometimes I do lots of bloggin' and sometimes I don't do no bloggin' cuz I'm doin' other stuff like goin' on bacation. This blog is 'bout our bacation to Vernal. Auntie E came too.

It takes a long time for my Big Mummy and Uncle Kerms to get ready for bacation. Here's a picture of me doin' some waitin' and bein' bored before we went on our bacation. I was sitting in Big Mummy's purse so she couldn't forget me.



We went to the prettiest campground you ever saw. Here's a picture of the prettiest campground you ever saw.



I did some sittin' and some lookin' and the prettiest campground you ever saw while Big Mummy and Uncle Kerms set up our tent. Here's a picture of me doin' some sittin' and some lookin' while Big Mummy and Uncle Kerms set up our tent.





Auntie E came and she made a campfire. She's the best campfire-maker I ever knew. Here's a picture of me sitting on Uncle Kerms's lap and watchin' the campfire that Auntie E made. (I love Auntie E somethin' fierce.)



When you do some campin', you get to sleep in the tent. Here's a picture of me and my Big Mummy wakin' up in the tent.



Uncle Kerms was already up cuz he had to make the coffee and the oatmeal. Grownups need to drink coffee even when they're doin' some campin'. I just ate oatmeal and drank milk. Here's a picture of me eatin' some oatmeal.



I got lots more to tell you 'bout our bacation, but I gotta go now cuz Wilbsie wants to do some playin'. I'll tell you more 'bout our bacation tomorrow.

Love,
Klu the Famous Bloggin' Bear (Huh huh. That's funny.)

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Me and Uncle Kerms Watch Pootball on the Weekends - POW!

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear. Um, I wanna tell you 'bout what me and Uncle Kerms do on the weekends. We always watch the pootball. We gotta see how our Donkeys are doin'. (Our Donkeys are the Broncos, but we call them the Donkeys. Huh. That makes me laugh.) When we watch our Donkeys, I'm 'llowed to do some cussin'. Most of the time I'm not 'llowed to do some cussin', but Uncle Kerms says sometimes you need to do some cussin' when we're watchin' our Donkeys.

Here's a picture of me sittin' on the sofa, watchin' our Donkeys, and doin' some cussin'. Uncle Kerms was sittin' there too, but I can't post a picture of him cuz 'dults have to be 'nnonymous on my blog (Get a Klu). (Big Mummy says I can't write any cuss words on my blog, so I can't tell you what we were sayin' when our Donkeys did something bad.



Then the game got so 'citing that I had to sit on the coffee table. Here's some pictures of me sittin' on the coffee table.





These pictures are from last weekend. Um, I gotta go now and ask Uncle Kerms if we're gonna watch our Donkeys this weekend. Bye.

Love,
Klu the Bear

Saturday, September 11, 2010

We Kids Just Did Some Weighin'

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear.

Last night me and the other kids were doin' some playin', like we always do.



I was playin' with Dars and Wilbs, but Bruno and Speedy weren't there. They were playin' with Big Mummy's new scale. She got a new scale to weigh stuff that she sells on her shop for grownup ladies that do some belly dancin'. Here's a picture of Bruns on the scale, doin' some weighin'.



Then Speedy decided he wanted to do some weighin' too. Here's a picture of Speeds doin' some weighin'.



Then Speeds decided to see how much his bling weighs. Speeds really like his bling, you know.



Then Wilbs decided to stop doin' some playin' with me cuz she wanted to do some weighin'.



Then even Dars decided to do some weighin' so I didn't have anyone to play with anymore.



So I decided I'd better do some weighin' too. Here's a picture of me doin' some weighin'.



Janna Ganna didn't want to do any weighin'. She just flew around our house.



Now you can leave me a comment and guess which one of us is the biggest.

Love,
Klu the Bear

Monday, September 06, 2010

I Wanna 'Dopt a Baby Porcupine

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear, and I have a great idea! I wanna 'dopt a baby porcupine. Somebody sent Big Mummy an email with pictures of a baby porcupine. Here's a picture of the baby porcupine. It's smaller than Wilbs. Isn't it the cutest baby porcupine you ever knew?



I don't know if we can 'dopt the one in the pictures, cuz maybe it's already got a family, so maybe we gotta find a different baby porcupine to 'dopt.



Um, now I'm all confused cuz Big Mummy came in while I was writing my post and said it's not a baby porcupine after all; it's a baby hedgehog.



We just got on Wikipedia and looked at some pictures of hedgehogs and porcupines, and I think my Big Mummy is right: it's a baby hedgehog.



We just learned how hedgehogs can roll up inside their own skin, just like the baby hedgehog in this picture.



Um, so this is a kinda confusing post on my blog (Get A Klu) cuz I started out saying I wanna 'dopt a baby porcupine, but now I changed my mind. I wanna 'dopt a baby hedgehog. Don't they got the cutest ears and feet you ever saw?

Okay, I gotta go do some playin' with the other kids now.

Love,
Klu the Bear

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Just a Little 'Venture

Hi, it's me, Klu the Bear.

Um, I didn't do no bloggin' for a while, but now I'm going to again. I just got back from a trip with my Big Mummy to go take care of her Big Mummy. I wanted to do some bloggin' on our trip, but Big Mummy was kind of 'stracted and she kept forgetting to take some photos of me havin' my 'ventures.

But one day she took photos of my doin' some lookin' out the window of our hotel in Seattle. Our room was on the 14th floor, so I could do some good lookin'.



It did a lot of rainin' in Seattle.

Love,
Klu the Bear

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Our Bacation in Slider! (Speedy Had To Leave His Bling At Home)

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Famous Bloggin' Bear. (Huh huh, that made me laugh.) I didn't do so much bloggin' for a few days cuz we went on a bacation. It wasn't a bacation of a lifetime like we had one time on a boat, but it was a pretty good bacation anyway.

Speedy went on our bacation with us. Here's a picture of him and Janna Ganna Lois Cheerio (she's a gannet, you know) before we went on bacation. Usually Speedy doesn't let anyone sit on his rock, but he told Janna Ganna Lois Cheerio that she could sit on his rock if she watched his bling for him.



Here's a picture of Janna Ganna Lois Cheerio sittin' on Speedy's rock and watchin' his bling for him. Isn't she the cutest gannet you ever knew?



When we go on bacation in the car, we always ride in our special spot. Here's some pictures of me and Speedy doin' some ridin' in our favorite spot. In the first one, Speedy is doin' some jammin' to some music.








When we got to our bacation, we rode our bikes. Here's some pictures of us watchin' Uncle Kerms get our bikes ready.





Then Speedy got tired of watchin' and started doin' some 'vestigatin' (like Wilbs the Pig, but she wasn't on our bacation). Here's a picture of Speedy doin' some 'vestigatin'.



Then Speedy got tired of doin' some 'vestigatin' so he hopped down to the ground.



Then he decided we should go look for a stream. We could hear the stream so we went off to do some 'splorin' for the stream. Here's a picture of us after we did some 'splorin' and found the stream.



Speedy liked the stream a lot. He 'specially liked a rock by the stream. He's a turtle, you know, and turtles like rocks a lot. But then Big Mummy called us and said it was time to ride our bikes. Here's a picture of us running back to the car after Big Mummy called us and said it was time to ride our bikes.



We got all loaded up in Big Mummy's backpack, but Speedy kept lookin' back at the stream and the rock. Here's a picture of Speedy lookin' back at the stream and the rock. I don't think he wanted to leave.



But then Big Mummy put on her helmet and we started ridin' and it was the best bike ride ever. (I can't post any pictures of the bike ride cuz we were going too fast to take pictures.)

When we got done with our bike ride, me and Speedy went back to the stream and the rock while Uncle Kerms put the bikes back on the car.

Love,
Klu the Bear

PS. I think the stream and the rock were Speedy's favorite part of our bike ride. He's a turtle, you know.

PPS. Uncle Kerms is going to build a bike for me, but he says my legs have to grow some more first. I just checked, and I don't think they grew at all today.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Dars Is Completely CRAZY 'Bout Coffee

Hi, it's me, Klu the Bear, and this is my blog 'bout how Dars is completely CRAZY 'bout coffee. Every morning when Uncle Kerms is makin' the coffee, she's doin' some helpin' and some pesterin'. 'Specially some pesterin'.

She always wants to smell the coffee beans when Uncle Kerms opens the jar. Here's a picture of her smellin' the coffee beans when Uncle Kerms opens the jar.



Then she has to climb up and watch him pour the coffee beans into the grinder. Here's a picture of Dars climbin' up and watchin' Uncle Kerms pour the coffee beans into the grinder.



Then she has to climb down and push the button to start the grinder. (You should hear her mwack if Uncle Kerms forgets and pushes the button himself.)



Then she has to stick her head in the place where the coffee crumbs come out to do some watchin'. Here's a picture of Dars stickin' her head in the place where the coffee crumbs come out.



Then she has to climb back up to see how many coffee beans are left. (She does it like this every morning.)



Then she goes back to doin' some watchin' where the coffee crumbs come out.



Then she has to do some sniffin' when Uncle Kerms pulls the little box out. Here's a picture of Dars doin' some sniffin' when Uncle Kerms pulls the box out.



Then she has to do some supervisin' when Uncle Kerms puts the coffee crumbs in the machine.





Then she has to press the button to turn the machine on. (You should hear her mwack if Uncle Kerms forgets and turns the machine on himself.) Then she does some waitin'. Here's a picture of Dars doin' some waitin'.



Uncle Kerms gives Dars a little cup of coffee every morning. (If he let her have any more than just a little cup, she'd be completely crazy all day.) She sticks her beak in and does some slurpin'. Here's a picture of Dars stickin' her beak in her coffee and doin' some slurpin.





Isn't she the cutest baby duck you ever knew? 'Cept she has really bad coffee breath after she does some slurpin'.

Love,
Klu the Bear

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

It Didn't Work

Good morning, um, it's me, Klu the Bear.

Guess what?! I went out on the balcony yesterday to do some lookin', and the neighbor's tinfoil to keep the bunnies out of his planter boxes didn't work. Here's some pictures of the tinfoil not workin'.







Here's some pictures of the baby bunny that made the tinfoil not work.





Then I went out and did some lookin' just now, and look what the neighbor did to his planter boxes! Here's some pictures of what the neighbor did to his planter boxes!





Then the baby bunny came back to do some lookin' at what the neighbor did to his planter boxes. (Two grown-up bunnies came too, but I didn't get any good pictures of them.) Here's a picture of the baby bunny comin' back to do some lookin' at what the neighbor did to his planter boxes. Isn't it the cutest baby bunny you ever knew?



Here's a picture of the baby bunny's bottom, behind one of the flower pots.



Here's a picture of the baby bunny by the neighbor's door.



Um, everyone who voted that the tinfoil would work was wrong. Uncle Kerms thought the tinfoil would work, but he was wrong. But I think the bricks and chicken wire will keep the bunnies from diggin' in the neighbor's dirt. But can't they still hop up and eat his begetables?

Love,
Klu the Bear

PS. I used to want to 'dopt the baby bunny, cuz it's the cutest baby bunny I ever knew, but I don't want to now. Bunnies are a lot of trouble. Almost as much trouble as Wilbs (she's a pig, you know).