Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear. I wanna write a post on my blog, Get a Klu, 'bout how Wilbsie's got a crush on Maxwell. Wilbsie is my sister. She's a pig. She's pink and her tail used to curl, but she outgrew that and now it's just bent. Her real name is Wilburina, but we mostly call her Wilbs or Wilbsie. She's got a crush on Maxwell. He's a pig too.
Me and Daddy always watch our Broncos, but mostly the other kids don't like to watch pootball. I like to watch pootball cuz I'm allowed to do some cussin' when me and Daddy are watchin' the pootball.
There a new commercial on 'bout Maxwell. Wilbsie heard Daddy talkin' about it, so she decided to watch the pootball with us. Here's a picture of Wilbsie watchin' the pootball with us.
Her favorite 'mmercial with Maxwell is the zip-line one, where he stops next to the other guy and says, "pure...adrenaline." Wilbsie LOVES that part. So we backed the video up about a buh-zillion times so Wilbsie could watch him say, 'pure...adrenaline" over and over. Here's a picture of Wilbsie watchin' Maxwell say, "pure...adrenaline," for about the buh-zillionth time.
Klu the Bear
PS. See how Wilbsie's tail doesn't curl anymore. She outgrew it, you know.