Sunday, February 16, 2014

Something 'Sgusting 'Bout Pigs and Dogs

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear.  I've been waiting and waiting to write this post on my blog, Get a Klu, but I couldn't write it cuz I couldn't get a picture I needed.  But now I got the pictures so I can write my blog.

We live in a house where there are lots of deers.  The deers come in our yard all the time.  Here's a picture of a Mr. and Mrs. Deer in our back yard.  Once we counted and there was 17 deers in our yard all at once.

The deers do some eatin' and some chewin' and some sleepin' in our yard.  And they do something else.  They do some droppin'.  Everywhere they do, they leave lots of droppin's.  (I wanted to write a different word that starts with a 't' and has a 'r' in it and ends with a 'd', but Big Mummy said I had to call them droppin's on my blog.  But just so you know, our reg'lar word is the one that starts with a 't'.)

The deers do some droppin' just about everywhere on our yard.  You have to be careful you don't step in them, cuz that's pretty 'sgusting.

But wanna know something even MORE 'sgusting?  Wilbsie (she's the pig with the crush on Maxwell) and Brunsie (he's the best dog I ever knew) like to EAT the droppin's!!!  I want you to believe me in my blog, so I had to wait till I could catch them.  And guess what?  I just caught them eatin' some droppin's, and I took lots of photos so you can believe me.

Here's the first photo I took from the window.  You can barely see Wilbs and Bruno out there, eatin' some droppin's.

So then I 'cided I had to go out of the house and try to sneak up on them.  Here's a photo when I was sneakin' up on Bruno and Wilbsie eatin' some droppin's.

Here's another photo when I got closer.

Then I got a little closer and turned the zoomer on.  The zoomer makes the camera get closer.  You can see the droppin' that's hangin' out of  Wilbsie's mouth.

But the zoomer made a noise and Wilbsie saw me, so I wasn't stealth anymore.  But they weren't 'barrassed at all 'bout eatin' some droppin's.  They were just happy cuz I was takin' their picture.  Here's a picture of them bein' happy I was takin' their picture.  They did some posin' for the camera.

Then they went back to eatin' some droppin's and I went inside to write my blog.

Klu the Bear

PS.  I really don't like it when Bruno wants to give me a kiss with his tongue after he's been eatin' some droppin's.  It's 'sgusting!  But 'sides that, he's the best dog I ever knew, and I'm really glad he's my brother.