Tuesday, January 30, 2007

It Wasn't Our Fault

Hi, it's me, Klu.

Me and Wilb'rina came out this morning, and the amaryllis was lyin' on the floor. So I did some 'vestigatin' to find out why. Wilb'rina just watched me in admiration. She's good at watchin' in admiration.

But just when I was doin' some 'vestigatin', Big Mummy came in. She got mad at us cuz she thought we knocked it over. But I told her it was already lyin' on the floor. She didn't believe me at first. She said, "Klu?" in that certain voice. But then I told her again that it wasn't our fault, and that time she believed me. Cuz I was just doin' some 'vestigatin' to find out why it was lyin' on the floor.

I'm glad she believed me.


Monday, January 29, 2007

Wilb'rina's In BIG Trouble

Hi, it's me, Klu.

I haven't done a post for a few days, but it's not my fault. It's all my Big Mummy's fault. She's been real 'sctracted lately, cuz she's doin' some thinkin'. 'Bout someone. Grownup are weird. I just like to do some playin', but sometimes my Big Mummy spends a lot of time doin' some thinkin'. Then she doesn't want to help me write my blog (Get A Klu).

But I 'cided it was time to do another photo shoot of Wilb'rina looking at the amaryllis, cuz now it's got flowers. Here's a picture of us getting' ready to do the photo shoot.

But then Wilb'rina 'cided she wanted to 'vestigate the bulb. She's a pig, you know, and pigs like rootin' 'round in the dirt and eatin' stuff. So she started rootin' 'round in the dirt to see if she could eat the amaryllis bulb. Just then, Big Mummy came in and got mad at her for rootin' 'round in the dirt and tryin' to eat the bulb. The bulb could be poisonous, you know. So Wilb'rina got in big trouble for tryin' to eat the bulb. Here's a picture of her after she tried to eat the bulb.

After that picture, Big Mummy picked her up and brushed all the dirt off her nose. Pigs are kinda dirty, but Wilb'rina's mostly clean.

I love Wilb'rina a lot. She's the best pig in the whole world.


PS. We just got DSL. I like DSL. Now I can 'pload my photos really fast.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Sorry I Didn't Write A Post

Hi, it's me, Klu.

Sorry I didn't write a post for a few days. I was really busy doin' some playin'. We did some playin' with the finger paints (but my Big Mummy says I need to call them the paw paints, cuz I don't use fingers). We put plastic wrap on our paws to keep the paint off our fur. I'll take a picture of my paintin' tomorrow. And me and Blu ran some races (he won, cuz he's bigger than me and he's better than me at everything.) So I forgot 'bout bein' a Famous Bloggin' Bear for a few days. But I got to take a picture of Wilb'rina's amaryllis tomorrow, cuz it's doin' some growin'. It has some almost-flowers now.

It's past my bedtime, so I gotta go do some sleepin'.

Klu the Bear

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Wilb'rina Looking At Her Amaryllis

Hi, it's me again, Klu the Bear.

Today I was lookin' at our amaryllis plants, and I 'membered I was gonna take some photos of them as they grew. 'Member how I did a post 'bout Wilb'rina lookin' at the dirt grow (it came in a funny hockey puck)? Well, that amaryllis is only 'bout an inch high now. But the other one, the one Big Mummy planted before Christmas, has been doin' some growin'. So I took a picture of Wilb'rina lookin' at it. It's 'bout the biggest amaryllis I ever saw.


Saturday, January 20, 2007

Some Stuff 'Bout Me and Wilb'rina

Hi, it's me, Klu.

This is just a Some Stuff blog. I can't think of nothin' to do my blog 'bout. So I'll just tell you some stuff.

Me and Wilb'rina really like clementines. And we like to sing the song 'bout the darling clemetine. But our clementines aren't lost. They're right on the kitchen floor in a box. Here's a picture of us eatin' some clemetines. (We're 'llowed to eat clementines whenever we want, so we didn't get in trouble.)

Hannah G sent me an email 'bout Samuel. His nickname is Sammi. Hannah G made a bed for him and lots of stuff. I can't wait to see Sammi again. I miss him something fierce.

I’m kinda tired tonight. I think I'm gonna do some sleepin' now.


Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Doin' Some Tags For My Meme

Hi, it's me again, Klu the Bear.

I forgot to say that I decided I'm gonna tag Auntie Linseed for my meme. But I hope I don't get tagged again for a meme. Memes are a lot of work. I'd rather write posts 'bout my 'ventures and stuff like the grabber-chewer machine.


PS. Tag, Auntie Linseed, you're it.

The Grabber-Chewer Machine

Hi, it's me, Klu the Bear.

This morning the 'citing-est thing happened. I heard a big noise outside, so I looked out the window. And there were lots of big machines doin' some stuff with the snow. (Big Mummy said it was just like a live Richard Scarry book.) First, there was a road grader. He was driving along the bike lane, pushin' a long line of snow into the car lane. The line of snow was way taller than me (I'm nine and a half inches tall, you know.)

Then, the next machine was the grabber-chewer machine. He had two plows on the front that made all the snow go into his mouth. In his mouth, he had a grabber-chewer thing (Big Mummy said I could call it an auger) that chewed up the snow and spit it out onto a conveyor belt. The conveyor belt went up over the top of the grabber-chewer machine.

Then, there was a dump truck, but he was drivin' backwards! He had to drive backwards and try to catch the snow that shot off the conveyor belt from the grabber-chewer machine. Sometimes he missed the snow and it fell on the street. Huh. Huh. That made me laugh.

Then there were two more dump trucks, and they were drivin' backwards too.

When the grabber-chewer machine got right to our house, the first dump truck got full, so it drove away, and the next one backed up to start tryin' to catch the snow.

What I want to know is: where do they put the snow?


PS. I think I'm gonna draw a picture of the grabber-chewer machine now. I'll show it to you later.

Monday, January 15, 2007

My First Meme -- I Feel A Little Squiggly Inside 'Bout It

Hi, it's me, Klu the Bear.

I been doin' some 'vestigatin' 'bout memes and how they work, cuz I had so much fun enterin' the Bestest Blog Animal Carnival, and now I want to enter the Bestest Blog Meme Carnival. But to enter, you gotta have a post with a meme. I never did a meme before. So I asked all 'bout it, and a nice lady named Heather from Beautiful British Columbia did some 'splainin'. So now I gotta answer my meme questions. (I 'scovered a survey isn't quite like a meme, but I'm glad people answered my survey question: how do you feel 'bout snow?)

Here's a picture of me answerin' my meme, and Wilburina lookin' on in adm'ration. Wilburina likes to look on in adm'ration when I do cool stuff.

1. If you had to choose one vice in exclusion of all others what would it be?
* I asked Roma what a vice is, cuz she knows lots of words. She didn't know so she asked Auntie E. Auntie E was real busy, but she said it was a bad thing you do even though you know it's a bad thing. I didn't know what to pick, cuz I always get in trouble when I do bad things. Like forgetting to tell Wilburina she shouldn't put her head in a plastic bag cuz she might die. And throwing my spoon at Blu cuz his nose was better than mine for balancing a spoon. (He's always better than me at everything.) I think I got lots of vices, not just one.

2. If you could change one specific thing about the world what would it be?
* I would make it so I could go on a bacation of a lifetime all the time, and eat more than one piece of toffee a day.

3. Name the cartoon character you identify with the most.
* I like Lowly Worm and his Apple Car from Richard Scarry a lot. I 'dentify with him cuz I'd like to have an Apple Car.

4. If you could live one day in your life over again which one would it be?
* If I could live one day in my life over again, I'd go back and have my bacation of a lifetime on Uncle Captain J's boat, the David B, and I'd look at the whales again. I didn't want the whales to swim away, cuz it was the 'citing-est thing I ever saw. (You can read all 'bout my bacation of a lifetime on Uncle Captain J's boat in my September 2006 posts.)

5. If you could go back in history and spend a day with one person who would it be?
* I'd like to spend the day with Willy Wonka, cuz I'd like to see his chocolate factory. But I don't know if that's goin' back in history or not, cuz I don't know if he's dead yet. Don't you have to be dead to be in history?

6. What is the one thing you lost, sold or threw away that you wish you could have back?
* I wish I could have our flat in Scotland back. We had a bunk bed that we slept in sometimes (when the neighbors were makin' some noise and we couldn't sleep in our own bed). I liked that bunk bed a lot. It was the 'citin'-est place ever to do some playin'. I miss Scotland something fierce.

7. What is your one most important contribution to this world?
* These questions have lots of hard words. I had to go ask Roma what a contribution was. She said it was something you give away to be nice to someone else. Or something you do to be nice to someone else. So I think I do lots of important contributions. I make Auntie E laugh when she's sad. I give the other kids lots of hugs. And sometimes I share my toffee with Wilburina, 'specially if she says she'll share hers back with me.

8. What is your one hidden talent that nearly no one knows about?
* Well, my one hidden talent that nearly no one knows 'bout used to be bloggin'. But now I've got so famous that everyone knows I'm a bloggin' bear. Blu has a hidden talent for doin' some Bear Ballet, but I can't do that very good cuz my toes point in and get caught on each other. Maybe I have a hidden talent for eatin' lots of toffee, but Big Mummy doesn't let me practice very much.

9. What is your most cherished possession?
* My Big Mummy just came in, and I asked her if Janna Ganna and Wilburina and Bruno and Blu and Bianca and Roma and Samuel counted as possessions. She said no. But I couldn't think of nothin' else.

10. What one person influenced your life the most when growing up?
* I'm not done growin' up yet, but I think it's Blu. He's my best friend in the whole world, and I love him a lot. He's really good at everything.

11. What one word describes you better than any other?
* The one word that describes me better than any other is Bear. I'm a Bear.

Now I gotta say, 'Tag, you're it,' to four other people. I wish I could say it to my friend Hannah G (she's Samuel's Big Mummy now, cuz she 'dopted him), but she doesn't have her own blog yet. (I miss Samuel something fierce.) I'm gettin' real tired now, cuz memes take a lot of work. Maybe I'll write a tag for someone tomorrow. I think I'll do a little sleepin' now.

Klu the Tired Bear

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Klu's Survey 'Bout Snow

Hi, it's me, Klu the Snow Bear. Huh. That made me laugh. Bears like snow, you know, cuz we've got fur.

It's doin' some snowin' again this morning. Usually when my Big Mummy or my Auntie E look out the window and it's doin' some snowin', they say, "It's a winter wonderland!" (My Uncle Captain J says it too." But today, my Big Mummy looked out the window at the snow and was really sad. I asked her what was wrong, and she said she was tired of snow. (We've had a lot of snow in Col'rado this winter. She's already done a lot of shovelin'.)

So I decided to take a survey. (Takin' a survey is when you ask lots of people the same question.) So here's my survey:

How do you feel 'bout snow?

Here's my answer: "I like snow a lot. Bears like snow, you know, cuz we've got fur. Maybe I'll make another snow cave today."

I've already asked the other kids. Here's their answers.

Blu: "I like snow a lot. I'm not tired of snow. Bears like snow, you know, cuz we've got fur. I like to do some walkin' in the snow. Then I like to look at the tracks my paws make."

Bianca (Lambie): "Klu, you are de crazy bear. In Italia, we only have de snow in de mountains. I am waiting for de springtime. Lambs like de springtime, you know." (Bianca said her answer with her 'Talian accent, cuz she's a 'Talian lamb.)

Wilburina: (First she made an oinky noise.) "Snow?! Yippee! Let's go play in the snow, Klu! I wonder if we could bring some snow in and fill up the bathtub. Then we could play in it at night, too."

So me and Wilburina are gonna go do some 'vestigatin' 'bout bringing snow in and fillin' the bathtub. That way we could play in it at night.

You can write a comment and answer my survey if you want to. My survey is: How do you feel 'bout snow?

Klu the Bear

PS. Is a survey kinda like a meme? I never got tagged for a meme before. I don't understand how they work.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Roma's More Orange Now (She Had A Bath)

Hi, it's me again, Klu the Bear.

This is my other post for today. It's 'bout Roma havin' a bath. Roma's an orange muppet, but she wasn't lookin' very orange anymore. She was lookin' more orange-ish brown. She's even older than me and Blu, so she's had more 'ventures than us. And she never had a bath before. That's cuz her 'structions said she shouldn't have a bath. But Auntie E decided it was time.

Here's a picture of us before Roma's bath. (I had a bath too, but I didn't really need one.) You can see she's kind of orange-ish brown. And she looks a little nervous. (Muppets are sometimes a little nervous before they do somethin' new. Bears too.)

Then Big Mummy ran some water and bubbles for Roma. Here's Roma sittin' in the water and bubbles. She's lookin' a little nervous, cuz she never had a bath before.

Roma didn't really like bein' in that big bathtub all by herself, cuz she's kinda little. So I got in with her. Here's a picture of me, doin' some floatin'. Bears like to swim, you know.

Roma didn't really like havin' a bath. I guess muppets don't like to swim. Here's a picture of Roma havin' a breather. Then she had to get back in and rinse off.

When she got out of the bath, Big Mummy dried her off with a towel. That made Roma laugh. Here's a picture of Roma doin' some laughin' when Big Mummy dried her off with a towel. She said it tickled.

After we were dry, Big Mummy took an 'after' photo of us. Roma looks really different. She's more orange now.


Bestest Blog Animal Carnival

Hi, it's me, Klu the Bear (Bears are animals, you know.)

I gotta write two posts today. One is about the Bestest Blog Animal Carnival. The other one is about Roma's bath. Here's the post about the Bestest Blog Animal Carnival.

I entered my blog in a contest called the Bestest Blog Animal Carnival. I did it cuz I like bein' famous and I wanted to be famous-er. But mostly I thought I might meet some other Famous Bloggin' Animals. I entered my post about me and Blu havin' a bath (I Was A Little Dirty. Blu Too.)(But I don't know if it's the 'citing-est post ever, cuz I just had another bath today, me and Roma. (I'll tell you 'bout our bath in my next post.)

They're gonna 'nnounce the winners tomorrow on a website called It's A Blog Eat Blog World. You can go look and see if I'm a winner. And the lady who made the pretty picture about the Bestest Blog Animal Carnival is named Janna.

I feel a little squiggly inside, cuz I hope I won somethin'. I like winnin' things.


Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Roma Shreddin' the Gnar (But Not On Real Snow -- Just Pretend)

Hi, it's me, Klu the Bear, and Roma and Wilburina.

We didn't get to show you any photos of us doin' some skiin' at Winter Park cuz Big Mummy forgot her camera. But 'member how I said we'd take some pictures of us doin' some skiin' at home? Well, here are the pictures of us doin' some skiin' at home. (We made a pretend mountain with pretend snow. It's some pillows.)

Roma's the best skier of all us kids. Here's a picture of her shreddin' the gnar on some pretend snow. (Shreddin' the gnar means she's tearin' it up.) (Tearin' it up means she's goin' down the mountain real fast and makin' lots of turns and stuff.)

Wilburina never skied before, so she did some watchin'. She was real curious 'bout skiin'. (Pigs are real curious, you know.) Here's a photo of her doin' some watchin' while Roma was shreddin' the gnar. (I was doin' some watchin' too, but I've skied before. I've skied lots.)

Then we helped Wilburina put on her skis. She was a little nervous. Pigs are nervous sometimes when they do something new. (Bears, too.) So Roma stood on the side of the mountain to do some coachin'. Here's a picture of Wilburina bein' nervous and Roma doin' some coachin'.

Then Wilburina started skiin' down the mountain, but she didn't do any turnin'. She just went straight. So she crashed into Roma, cuz Roma was standin' on the side of the mountain and doin' some coachin'. Here's a picture of them after they crashed. (It's okay that they crashed, cuz Roma's a muppet and Wilburina's a pig, so they're both real soft.)

I like skiin' a lot.

Klu the Bear

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Doin' Some Exercisin' For Comments

Hi, it's me, Klu.

I just read a blog and 'scovered something. Sonny the Kitty is doin' some exercisin' for comments. She says she'll exercise one minute for every comment she gets on her blog. I wonder if my Big Mummy would like to do that? (Bears don't need to exercise cuz we're already doin' a lot of stuff, so I could share my exercisin' comments with my Big Mummy.)

Here's Sonny's blog. It's called Sweet like Kitty

If you want to register to do some exercisin' for comments, you have to go to a different website, called Coffee 2 go.

I like comments too. Maybe I could ask my Big Mummy if I could have a piece of toffee for every comment I get. (I'd share with Wilburina.)

Klu the Bear

A Post 'Bout Some Stuff

Hi, it's me, Klu.

I just got back from a bacation with all of Big Mummy's rel'tives. We did lots of fun stuff. One day we took the Ski Train to Winter Park. The train goes through lots of tunnels. 28 tunnels. That's lots of tunnels. The last tunnel is six miles long. You have to hurry up and put on your ski boots, cuz when the train stops, you can start skiin'. I like skiin' a lot. I'd post of photo of me doin' some skiin', but Big Mummy forgot our camera. Maybe I'll put on my skis and have Big Mummy take a picture of me wearin' them so you can see. Roma is the best skier of all of us. She's real good on the bumps. And all day, she was doin' some practicin' to talk like a skier, so she kept puttin' her sticks in the pow, and shreddin' the gnar. She's the funniest muppet I know.

Then we all stayed in a fancy hotel and there was a fire alarm in the middle of the night. The hotel had a big hole in the middle of it where you could look up at the ceiling and down at the lobby. (Big Mummy says it's called an atrium.) When the fire alarm went off, everyone came out of their rooms onto the balconies and looked up and down the atrium (that's the hole in the middle of the hotel). They looked funny cuz they were wearin' their jammies. Grownups look funny in their jammies. Then the announcer said we could 'resume normal activities.' That meant we could go back to bed. I'd post a photo of the grownups in their jammies, but Big Mummy forgot our camera.

Then we went up to Estes Park. I like Estes Park a lot. I've been there before on another bacation. We did lots of fun stuff, like rescuin' an old lady whose car was stuck in the snow. I'd post a photo of us in Estes Park, but Big Mummy forgot our camera.

Now I'm back home, and we took down the Christmas tree, so that means Christmas is over. I like Christmas a lot. I wish we could have it again soon.


PS. I changed my posts 'bout the Famous Bloggin' Hedgehogs cuz I wasn't supposed to put their pictures on my blog. My Big Mummy told me I needed to ask permission, but I just got impatient cuz they were the cutest hedgehogs I ever saw. But then I had to change my post and write a comment to 'pologize to Ms. Kate (she's the hedgehogs' Big Mummy.) I been doin' lots of 'pologizin' lately. That's cuz I keep gettin' in trouble. Maybe I should have made a New Year's Res'lution 'bout not gettin' in so much trouble.

Friday, January 05, 2007

More 'Bout Those Famous Bloggin' Hedgehogs!

Hi, it's me, Klu, the Famous Bloggin' Bear.

This post is 'bout those Famous Bloggin' Hedgehogs I 'scovered. I learned several things I didn't know 'bout Bloggin' Hedgehogs.

1. Bloggin' Hedgehogs like 'spresso. (I'm gonna ask my Big Mummy if I can try some 'spresso. Maybe Bloggin' Bears like 'spresso too.) Here's the link where you can see them drinkin' some 'spresso: http://www.kcarlyle.com/hedgehogs3/pages/P1000803.htm

2. They like french fries too. (I already knew I like french fries, but we're not 'llowed to eat them very often, cuz they're not good for us.)

3. Bloggin' Hedgehogs can balance spoons on their noses. Here's the link where you can see a picture of one of them balancing a spoon on their nose. (I'm not sure yet which one is which -- this is the pink Bloggin' Hedgehog.) http://www.kcarlyle.com/hedgehogs3/pages/P1000868.htm

Here's where you can go see more 'bout all their 'ventures.


It looked so fun to balance a spoon on my nose that I decided to try it. Here's a picture of me and Blu tryin' to balance spoons on our noses. I got mad at Blu cuz his nose is better than mine. He could do some balancin' but I couldn't. He's always better than me at everything. So after Big Mummy took this photo, I threw my spoon at Blu cuz I was mad that he's better than me at everything.

After I got mad at Blu and threw my spoon at him, Big Mummy reminded me that I love Blu a lot. Then I felt real sorry, so I 'pologized to him, and he said that was okay. Then I gave him a hug. I love Blu a lot. He's my best friend in the whole world. I just get mad cuz he's bigger than me and he's always better then me at everything.


Thursday, January 04, 2007

My Hits Counter and Makin' Some Cookies (And Gettin' In Trouble)

Hi, it's me, Klu. And Wilburina too. I'm so glad we 'dopted her, cuz she's really curious (pigs are curious) so we're havin' some 'ventures just at our house.

I've been really 'cited about my hits counter. Last night I wrote down how many people read my blog (189). Then, I couldn't wait to look at the counter this morning (204). I like havin' lots of friends. Here's a picture of my chart (Big Mummy helped me do some of the writin'.)

But that's not what I wanted to write my blog about today. I wanted to write about makin' cookies. Me and Wilburina help Big Mummy make some cookies today. Here's picture of us behavin' ourselves and doin' some helpin'.

Then Big Mummy left the kitchen for a minute. Wilburina is really curious (pigs are curious, you know) so she decided to do some 'vestigatin'. Here's a picture of us 'vestigatin' the cookie dough.

Big Mummy came back just after we got done 'vestigatin' the dough and decided to do some samplin'. She just shook her head, cuz we're gettin' in trouble a lot since we 'dopted Wilburina. It's all cuz Wilburina's so curious 'bout everything. When she gets curious 'bout something, then I get curious too, and we decide to do some 'vestigatin'.

Big Mummy's really nice, so she still let us have some cookies once they were baked, even though we ate some of the dough when we weren't supposed to. Big Mummy loves us a lot.


Wednesday, January 03, 2007

A Post About Hedgehogs

Hi, it's me, again, Klu the Bear.

I just was doin' some surfin', and I found a blog called Vegi Patch and it had a 'citing post about hedgehogs! Two hedgehogs, named Francis and Roz, went on a ride all over town. They stopped at lots of different places. It looked like a 'citing 'venture to me. (I don't know any hedgehogs, but I'd like to meet Francis and Roz.)

You can look at the post at:

http://kcarlyle.com/vegipatch/2006/09/hedgehogs.html (you have to go down and click on the link about their trip around Wake Forest, North Carolina).

Or you can go right to the pictures of their trip at:


I've been lookin' and lookin' online to find some other Famous Bloggin' Bears I could meet, but I can't find any. But maybe I could meet some Famous Bloggin' Hedgehogs. I'd like that almost as well.


Comments and My Counter

Hi, it's me, Klu.

Did you see I added a hits counter to my blog? I get really 'cited every morning to see how many people read my blog (Get a Klu). I wish I had put the counter on my blog when I first started writing it, cuz lots of people looked at my blog already, but I don't know about them. I really like writing my blog, and I really like people to read my blog. It makes me happy.

And the other thing is comments: I really like getting comments on my blog. I got a comment that someone wanted to put a link to my blog. That made me feel all squiggly and happy inside. The link is www.freewebs.com/toti71. Sometimes I feel squiggly inside when I think about bein' a Famous Bear.

I'm gonna start puttin' some labels on my posts. I think this one is ph'losophy, cuz it's all about what I think about my blog. Ph'losophy is what you think about life, and so I think writing my blog counts, right?

Klu the Bear

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Me and Wilburina Are In Big Trouble, So This Is Our 'Fession

Hi, it's me, Klu, and Wilburina (but we call her Rina for short).

Um, me and Wilburina are in big trouble, cuz we did some bad things. So this is our 'fession.

Here's what happened:

Um, Mrs. B (that's who we stayed with at Christmas) has a sister who makes the best toffee in the whole world. Mrs. B gave us a bag to take home, and Big Mummy has been lettin' us have one piece a day. But bears like toffee a lot. (And pigs too.)

So this mornin', me and Wilburina were doing some talkin' about the toffee. Then we got up on the counter to look at the toffee. (It's in a pretty bag with snowmen on it.) We looked at it for a while, and then we did some sniffin'. Bears and pigs have really good noses, you know, and the toffee smelled really good. But we thought maybe we could smell it even better if we opened the bag. I told Wilburina she should open the bag cuz pigs are real good at opening things. When she opened the bag, the toffee smelled even better. So Wilburina put her head in the bag cuz she was curious if it smelled even better from inside the bag. (Pigs are real curious, you know. They like to do some 'vestigatin'.) She's just a little pig, so she didn't know that you should never stick your head in a plastic bag, cuz you might die. (I knew you should never stick your head in a plastic bag, cuz you might die, but I forgot to tell her, cuz the toffee smelled so good.)

Just then, Big Mummy came in and caught us red-handed. (I don't know why they call it red-handed, cuz our paws weren't red.) She pulled Wilburina's head out of the plastic bag (cuz you should never stick your head in a plastic bag cuz you might die.) Then she said, "Klu and Wilburina, what are you doing?" I said, "I wasn't doin' nuthin,' Big Mummy. I was just watchin' Wilburina sniffin' the toffee. SHE opened the bag." Big Mummy said, "KLU," in that certain voice, "are you telling me the truth?" Then I said, "Well, I was just doin' some supervisin'." (Supervisin' is when you boss someone around.) Then she said, "Whose idea was this?" And then I 'membered it was my idea, cuz I like toffee a lot. So I made a 'fession and I cried, cuz I did lots of bad things all together, like breaking the rules and lying and forgetting to tell Wilburina not to put her head in a plastic bag (cuz you might die). So we both have time-out today, but my time-out's gonna be longer than Wilburina's, cuz she just broke the rules. She didn't lie, and she didn't know she shouldn't put her head in a plastic bag (cuz you might die).

So now I gotta go have my time-out.


PS. Maybe when I'm done with my time-out, I'll ask my Big Mummy if I can have a piece of toffee. Bears like toffee a lot, you know. I'll even share my piece with Wilburina.

Monday, January 01, 2007

Something I Forgot To Say

Hi, it's me again, Klu the Bear.

I forgot to say something. I need to ask a favor. I really like writing my blog for sick kids in the hospital. (I like writing my blog for all kinds of kids, not just sick kids, but I feel sorry for the sick kids and I want them to be happy.) When I'm doin' some surfin' and I find a blog 'bout a sick kid, I like to write a comment and invite them to read 'bout all my 'ventures. But here's my favor I wanted to ask: if you know any sick kids that would like to read 'bout my 'ventures, could you tell them 'bout my blog? (Get a Klu).

Thank you.

(Maybe I should sign this post 'sincerely,' cuz it sounds more 'fficial when you're askin' for a favor.)

New Year's Res'lutions and Stuff

Happy New Year from me, Klu! It's 2007! That's kind of 'mazing. It was 2006 for a really long time, and then all we had to do was go to bed after the fireworks and it was 2007 when we woke up. I think that's 'mazing.

I decided to make some New Year's Res'lutions for 2007. (Res'lutions are things you decide to do.)

1. I'm gonna stop worrying about the weird crease on my tummy. (I just looked in the mirror, and I think it's getting bigger, but I'm not worrying 'bout it.) Ever since I met Samuel and 'scovered he had a weird crease too, I didn't worry quite as much about my weird crease. I think I just have it cuz I don't have much stuffin'. I wish I had as much stuffin' as Blu. Blu doesn't have a weird crease on his tummy.

2. I'm gonna write some ph'losophy on my blog sometimes. (Ph'losophy is all the stuff you think 'bout life.) I wrote some ph'losophy a few times when I told about stuff I wondered 'bout.

3. I'm gonna stop comparin' myself to Blu. (Big Mummy will probably think this is a really good New Year's Res'lution, cuz she's always telling me not to compare myself to Blu.) When I compare myself to Blu, I just get mad at him cuz he's always better than me at everything, and his head is bigger than mine, and he's got more stuffin'.

That's all the Res'lutions I can think of right now. If I make some more, I'll write another post and tell you.


PS. Samuel, if you're reading this, I miss you somethin' fierce. I can't wait till you start your own blog.