Saturday, September 18, 2010

Me and Uncle Kerms Watch Pootball on the Weekends - POW!

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear. Um, I wanna tell you 'bout what me and Uncle Kerms do on the weekends. We always watch the pootball. We gotta see how our Donkeys are doin'. (Our Donkeys are the Broncos, but we call them the Donkeys. Huh. That makes me laugh.) When we watch our Donkeys, I'm 'llowed to do some cussin'. Most of the time I'm not 'llowed to do some cussin', but Uncle Kerms says sometimes you need to do some cussin' when we're watchin' our Donkeys.

Here's a picture of me sittin' on the sofa, watchin' our Donkeys, and doin' some cussin'. Uncle Kerms was sittin' there too, but I can't post a picture of him cuz 'dults have to be 'nnonymous on my blog (Get a Klu). (Big Mummy says I can't write any cuss words on my blog, so I can't tell you what we were sayin' when our Donkeys did something bad.

Then the game got so 'citing that I had to sit on the coffee table. Here's some pictures of me sittin' on the coffee table.

These pictures are from last weekend. Um, I gotta go now and ask Uncle Kerms if we're gonna watch our Donkeys this weekend. Bye.

Klu the Bear

Saturday, September 11, 2010

We Kids Just Did Some Weighin'

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear.

Last night me and the other kids were doin' some playin', like we always do.

I was playin' with Dars and Wilbs, but Bruno and Speedy weren't there. They were playin' with Big Mummy's new scale. She got a new scale to weigh stuff that she sells on her shop for grownup ladies that do some belly dancin'. Here's a picture of Bruns on the scale, doin' some weighin'.

Then Speedy decided he wanted to do some weighin' too. Here's a picture of Speeds doin' some weighin'.

Then Speeds decided to see how much his bling weighs. Speeds really like his bling, you know.

Then Wilbs decided to stop doin' some playin' with me cuz she wanted to do some weighin'.

Then even Dars decided to do some weighin' so I didn't have anyone to play with anymore.

So I decided I'd better do some weighin' too. Here's a picture of me doin' some weighin'.

Janna Ganna didn't want to do any weighin'. She just flew around our house.

Now you can leave me a comment and guess which one of us is the biggest.

Klu the Bear

Monday, September 06, 2010

I Wanna 'Dopt a Baby Porcupine

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear, and I have a great idea! I wanna 'dopt a baby porcupine. Somebody sent Big Mummy an email with pictures of a baby porcupine. Here's a picture of the baby porcupine. It's smaller than Wilbs. Isn't it the cutest baby porcupine you ever knew?

I don't know if we can 'dopt the one in the pictures, cuz maybe it's already got a family, so maybe we gotta find a different baby porcupine to 'dopt.

Um, now I'm all confused cuz Big Mummy came in while I was writing my post and said it's not a baby porcupine after all; it's a baby hedgehog.

We just got on Wikipedia and looked at some pictures of hedgehogs and porcupines, and I think my Big Mummy is right: it's a baby hedgehog.

We just learned how hedgehogs can roll up inside their own skin, just like the baby hedgehog in this picture.

Um, so this is a kinda confusing post on my blog (Get A Klu) cuz I started out saying I wanna 'dopt a baby porcupine, but now I changed my mind. I wanna 'dopt a baby hedgehog. Don't they got the cutest ears and feet you ever saw?

Okay, I gotta go do some playin' with the other kids now.

Klu the Bear