Tonight Is Kinda Boring

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bored Bear. I couldn't think of anything to do after dinner. I already did lots of playin' and stuff with the other kids. And I wasn't 'llowed to watch a movie cuz it's not the weekend. So I just did some wanderin' round in the house.

Then I wandered into the garage cuz Uncle Kerms left the door open. I'm not s'pposed to go in there by myself, cuz there's lots of tools and stuff, but Uncle Kerms said it was okay tonight. But I was still kinda bored. Here's a picture of me sittin' in the water bottle cage on Uncle Kerms's road bike while it was up in the work stand.





When I got bored with sittin' in the water bottle cage, Uncle Kerms let me sit on his wheel truin' stand. (Truin' is what you do to make the wheels round and go straight and stuff.) Here's a picture of me sittin' one way on the Uncle Kerms's wheel truin' stand.



It wasn't very comfortable to sit that way on Uncle Kerms's wheel truin' stand, so I sat the other way. Here's a picture of me sittin' the other way.



That was kinda boring too, but then Uncle Kerms said I should do some gymnastics, like the men do in the 'Lympics. Here's a picture of me doin' some gymnastics like the men do in the 'Lympics.



That's when I got done bein' bored.

Love,
Klu the Bear

PS. I'm gonna go to bed now.

My Snickers Bar That Big Mummy Gave Me For Doin' Some Advertisin'

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear, and I'm mad at Wilbs today. She's a pig, you know, and most of the time she's the best pig I ever knew. But sometimes it's hard to have a pig for a sister.

I just noticed a few minutes ago that I had that hollow place in my tummy, even though I ate my breakfast. Maybe it's cuz I did lots of playin' after I ate my breakfast. So I 'cided I'd eat my fun-sized Snickers bar that my Big Mummy gave me for doin' some advertisin' on my blog 'bout her business, Magic Carpet Dance Arts. (That's where she sells stuff to grown-up ladies that do some belly dancin' and stuff.)

So I tried to open my fun-sized Snickers bar that Big Mummy gave me for doin' some advertisin' on my blog. Here's a picture of me tryin' to open my fun-sized Snickers bar. But bears have fur, you know, and that makes our paws kinda slippery. So I had to ask Big Mummy to start doin' some openin' for me.



I ate a few bites of my fun-sized Snickers bar. Here's a picture of my fun-sized Snickers bar after I ate a few bites.



Then Big Mummy started doin' some shoutin' and stuff from the other room, cuz she just sold somethin' on her website, Magic Carpet Dance Arts. (She gets really 'cited every time she sells somethin'.) So I ran into the other room to see what she was gettin' so 'cited 'bout. When I came back to the kitchen, I found Wilbs in my fun-sized Snickers bar. Here's a picture of Wilbs in my fun-sized Snickers bar.



I was so mad at her that I yelled at her and then I started to cry. Here's picture of Wilbs after I yelled at her.



Uncle Kerms came over to see why I was doin' some yellin' at Wilbs and some cryin'. He gave me a hug, and told me not to worry 'bout it -- that's just how pigs are sometimes even if you try to train them to behave -- and then he gave me another fun-sized Snickers bar out of the cupboard we kids can't reach.



I love my Uncle Kerms somethin' fierce. He's the best daddy I ever knew. I love Wilbs too, but sometimes she drives me completely crazy.

Love,
Klu the Bear

PS. After I ate my fun-sized Snickers bar that Uncle Kerms gave me, I didn't have that hollow place in my tummy anymore.

I Got A New Profile Picture On My Facebook Page!

Hi, it's me, um, Klu the Famous Bloggin' Bear!

Big Mummy is still tryin' to make her fancy new camera do some stuff, so she used me as a model, and now I have a new profile picture on my Facebook fan page. Here's my new profile picture from my Facebook fan page. (Big Mummy was tryin' to learn how to take close-ups, so she 'bout stuck the camera right in my face.)



Here's my link to my Facebook fan page, case you want to be my fan: Klu the Bear (Get A Klu). I like fans a lot. And comments on my blog and my Facebook page. Someone wrote me a comment on my blog yesterday! They said, "UR so cute." It made me feel all warm and squiggly inside.

Love,
Klu the Bear With a Facebook Fan Page (Huh, huh, that was a funny way to sign my post.)

PS. Big Mummy said I should do some advertisin' for her business on my blog, cuz she's been takin' so many photos for me. So here's her shop where she sells stuff for grown-up ladies that do some belly dancing: Magic Carpet Dance Arts. I said I'd do it if she'd give me one of those fun-sized Snickers bars. Bears love Snickers bar, you know.

It Was An Accident -- I Didn't Mean To Do It

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the dry Bear. (Huh, huh, that's funny but you don't know why yet 'til I tell you my blog.)

Um, Big Mummy has a rose bush that she planted in front of our door. She has to water it every day, cuz it needs water to do some growin' and stuff. This morning I wanted to help her water the rose bush. So she carried the watering can down and put it on the ground by the rose bush so I could tip it over. Here's a picture of me trying to tip the watering can over.



The watering can was pretty heavy with all that water in it, so I had to do a lot of tryin' to tip it over. Here's a picture of me doin' a lot of tryin' to tip it over.



Here's a picture of me gettin' a better grip on the watering can and doin' some more tryin' to tip it over.



Then all the sudden, the watering can just tipped over. But just at the same sudden, Dars came out of the house. She was practicin' doin' some flyin', and she did a little flyin' and landed right in front of the rose bush, just when the watering can tipped over. The water came out of the watering can so hard it knocked her over into the mud. Here's a picture of Dars after she was done bein' knocked over by the water comin' out of the watering can.



She said "MWACK" in a really mad voice. She was the maddest duck I ever saw. Here's a picture of her bein' the maddest duck I ever saw.



She was so muddy and wet that Big Mummy had to carry her inside in the watering can. She kept sayin' lots of really angry "mwacks." Here's a picture of her inside the watering can, bein' the maddest duck I ever saw.



Big Mummy had to put her right into the sink for a bath. Here's a picture of her in the sink, at the beginning of her bath.



She's all dry and clean now, but she's still kind of mad at me.

Love,
Klu the Bear

PS. I didn't do it on purpose. I didn't know she was gonna do some flyin' just then.

Speedy's Come Out of His Shell (huh huh, that was funny)

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear. I couldn't do my bloggin' this morning cuz Blogger was down, but it's back up now, so I'm gonna write my post 'bout Speedy the Turtle, and how he's come out of his shell since we 'dopted him. (Huh, huh, that's funny).

I just asked Big Mummy when we 'dopted Speedy, and she said it was August 2007. That's a long time ago. When we first 'dopted Speedy, he was really scared and shy. Here's a picture from back then of me tryin' to get him to eat a piece of spinach. See how scared and shy he looks?



Uncle Kerms brought back a pretty rock from one of our 'ventures, and Speedy decided it was his rock. He wouldn't sleep in the basket with us other kids. He just stayed on his rock all the time. Here's a picture from back then of Speedy just stayin' on his rock all the time.



But then Speedy started comin' out of his shell. He started doin' some jammin' to some music, and then he started collectin' some bling. One of his blings is a glass turtle that he wears around his neck. Uncle Kerms brought it back from Las Vegas for Big Mummy to wear, but Speedy liked to wear it so much that it's sort of his bling now. One of his other blings is a bottle cap from Hawaii. It says 'honu' on the inside. That means turtle in Hawaiian. Some more of his blings are some little rocks from our 'ventures. Here's a picture of Speedy with his blings. He doesn't look so scared or shy anymore.



Speedy looks so different now that I changed his photo in the sidebar. (The sidebar is the place on my blog where I have all the pictures of the kids.) Here's the new picture of Speedy for the sidebar. He doesn't look scared or shy at all anymore.



Love,
Klu the Bear

PS. Tomorrow I'm gonna write a post 'bout Dars. I don't think she's changed very much, 'cept she got a lot noisier. And she likes coffee a LOT.

Uncle Kerms Calls Me 'Little Man,' Like the Ice Cream Place, So We Went and Got Ice Cream

Hi,um, it's me again, Klu the Famous Bloggin' Bear.

This is a post 'bout names and ice cream and 'ventures and stuff.

Sometimes Uncle Kerms calls me 'Little Man.' He calls me lots of other stuff too, like Klu Man Chu and Special K and Little K, but I like it best when he calls me 'Little Man.' (I call him lots of stuff too, like Uncle Kerms (even though he's my daddy now) and Big K and K-Daddy. He likes K-Daddy the best, cuz it makes him sound like a rapper.)

Last night, Uncle Kerms got a magazine with a picture of an ice cream bicycle on the front.



It was an ice cream bicycle from Little Man Ice Cream, and Uncle Kerms calls me 'Little Man,' so we decided to have a 'venture and go there right away. Here's a picture of me waiting in Big Mummy's purse.



We took along Big Mummy's fancy new camera, cuz she takes it everywhere right now. Here's a picture of Denver. I like Denver a lot.



Here's picture of Little Man Ice Cream. It's shaped like a milk can!



I wanted Big Mummy to take a picture of me in front of Little Man Ice Cream, cuz Uncle Kerms calls me 'Little Man.' I sat on top of a fire hydrant, but it didn't feel very good on my bottom. Here's a picture of me sitting on the fire hydrant.



It wasn't a very good place to sit, and I fell off. Here's a picture of the fire hydrant after I fell off. It's kinda blurry cuz Big Mummy was laughing so hard she made the camera shake.



Uncle Kerms helped me sit on the fire hydrant a better way. Here's a picture of me sitting on the fire hydrant a better way.



I was gonna take pictures of me eating ice cream, but it started to rain really hard so Big Mummy had to run back to the car and put the camera away.

Love,
Klu the Bear

PS. I had chocolate and Big Mummy had maple pecan and Uncle Kerms had oatmeal cookie. It's the best ice cream in the whole world. I like having 'ventures at ice cream places.

Me and the Bear-Sized Camera

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear.

I didn't do my bloggin' for a long time, but Big Mummy bought a fancy new camera and she said it would take even better photos for my blog, so I decided I wanted to be a Famous Bloggin' Bear again. (I used to be a Famous Bloggin' Bear, you know, but then I stopped and started just doin' some playin' with the other kids and stuff.)

So I decided I'd take a portrait of Dars (she's a baby duck, you know) for my first blog with Big Mummy's new camera. Darsie didn't want to be in my portrait, but I told her she could play with my Powerful Mach 5 car that I got from the Cheerios package if she'd be in my portrait.

Big Mummy's new camera is bigger than our old one. Here's a picture of me trying to get ready to take a portrait of Dars.



I made Dars sit in front of the wall, so there wouldn't be any 'stractions in my portrait. ('Stractions are messes you don't want in your portrait. Big Mummy calls them 'stractions.)



Big Mummy's new camera is kinda heavy, and it wiggles around a lot. I took lots of portraits of Dars, and they came out crooked.



Then I got mad cuz Big Mummy's new camera was too big. So she said maybe I should go back to the old camera cuz it's more bear-sized. Here's a picture of me using the bear-sized camera.



'Cept by then Wilbs came over, and she and Dars got in a fight over my Powerful Mach 5 car that I got in the Cheerios package. So I never got to take a portrait of Dars. It's hard to take portraits of baby ducks, you know.



Love,
Klu the Famous Bloggin' Bear

PS. Big Mummy took this last photo with her fancy new camera. Isn't Wilbs the cutest pig you ever knew?