I'm Back!

Hi, it's me, Klu the Bear. 'Member me? I couldn't write my blog for a long time cuz everyone was doin' some movin' and stuff, and then me and Uncle Kermit and Big Mummy and Darla and Wilb'rina went on a bacation of a lifetime. But I'm back now. 'Cept we still don't have the internet at our house, so me and my Big Mummy are sitting in a coffee shop right now. I felt a little 'barrassed 'bout writin' my blog in public, but I didn't want to let my fans down. So I decided I didn't care if the grownups all stared at me. I don't know why grownups all stare at bloggin' bears.

Um, but that's not what I wanted to write 'bout. I wanted to tell you 'bout everything that happened since we did some movin'.

First, Auntie E moved away. That was the saddest thing ever. I miss Auntie E something fierce. And Roma and Blu and Bianca too. Now Auntie E lives in a place where they have grizzly bears. We're gonna go visit her soon, but I don't know how I feel 'bout grizzly bears. I'm just a little bear compared to a grizzly bear.

Then, the next day after Auntie E moved away, me and Uncle Kermit and Big Mummy and Darla and Wilb'rina got on a plane and flew to Seattle. I like planes a lot, but I didn't take any pictures of us on the plane. Me and Wilbs did some 'vestigatin'. Darla just made a nest in the seat pocket. Darla's always makin' a nest somewhere, cuz she's a baby duck, and baby ducks come from nests, you know.

Then we got a car and drove to 'Lympia. 'Lympia is where my Big Mummy's Big Mummy and Daddy, Mrs. A and Mr. K, live. Me and Uncle Kermit and Big Mummy and Darla and Wilbs all went down to the dock at Mrs. A and Mr. K's house. Here's a picture of us on the dock, lookin' at 'Lympia in the distance.



All around the dock, there was some weird green stuff on the ground. Sometimes there's water on the ground there, but it was low tide when we were there, so there wasn't any water. Low tide is when all the water goes away.

Wilbs decided to do some 'vestigatin'. She jumped down on a piece of wood that was kinda floatin' on the weird green stuff. Here's a picture of her on the piece of wood, doin' some 'vestigatin'. I didn't like it very much that she was way down there on the piece of wood, cuz I didn't want her to get swept away by the water. I felt a little worried 'bout her, but Big Mummy said she was fine.



Darla just found a nest. It was a little hole in the dock. I don't know why it was there, but Darla just got into it like it was a nest and looked at all the big ducks flyin' by. One of the ducks that was flyin' by said 'mwack' and Darla got really excited. She said, 'mwack, mwack, mwack, mwack, mwack.' But the big duck just kept flyin' by. I wish Darla would say my name, Klu. Kuh-lu. But she still only says 'mwack.' I can't wait till she can say something besides 'mwack.'

We're supposed to have the internet at our house today. Then I'll write another post and tell you what we did next.

I like Uncle Kermit a lot. He's the best uncle ever.

Love,
Klu the 'Venturous Bear

'Zaster Zone

Hi, it's me, Klu the Movin' Bear. Bears don't like movin', you know. Our old house is a 'zaster zone, and our new house is a 'zaster zone, so it's really hard to do some playin' and stuff. Here's a picture of me and Roma with the 'zaster zone in the background. It's not a very good photo, cuz the background is too dark, but doin' some movin' makes you really busy, so I don't have time to take another one.



Wilb'rina is the only one who likes movin', cuz there's so much stuff to 'vestigate. Here's a picture of her 'vestigatin' a box. Blu is watchin' her do some 'vestigatin'. You can tell it's Blu and not me, Klu, cuz his head is bigger than mine and he's got more stuffin'. I'm gonna miss Blu and Roma and Bianca something fierce. Um, sometimes I start to cry just cuz I think about it. I feel like doin' some cryin' right now.



But Wilb'rina doesn't feel like doin' some cryin'. She's too 'cited 'bout all that 'vestigatin'. Here's another picture of her 'vestigatin' a different box, and Roma and Bruno watchin'. All our furniture is at our new house, so they had to sit on some other boxes.



I think I'll go do some cryin' now while the other kids aren't lookin'.

Love,
Klu the Sad Bear

I Decided Somethin': Bears Don't Like Movin'

Hi, it's me, Klu. And Blu's here too. We just decided somethin': bears don't like movin'. We both got really 'cited when we first saw the new 'partment, cuz it's really close to Uncle Kermit's house, and it's next to some mountains, and bears like mountains a lot, you know. But then Big Mummy started doin' some packin' and we can't find our toys and the house is crazy and Blu and Roma and Bianca and Auntie E are goin' away. I sat in the laundry basket and did some cryin' just now, but I didn't take any photos of that. Blu got in the laundry basket too, and we did some cryin' together. I'm gonna miss Blu somethin' fierce. He's the best bear I know. Nobody else can do some bear ballet and some walkin' quite as good as Blu. I don't want him to go away.

That's all. I don't want to write anymore. So there.

Love,
Klu the Sad Bear

Uncle Kermit's Dinner

Hi, it's me, Klu the Happy Bear. I'm a Happy Bear cuz I finally got to make dinner for Uncle Kermit. My Big Mummy promised us kids AGES ago that we could make dinner for Uncle Kermit. But sometimes grownups take a long time before they do what they say.

The first thing we had to do was 'ssemble all the 'gredients. Here's a picture of us 'ssemblin' all the 'gredients. Wilb'rina wasn't really doin' much helpin' with the 'ssemblin'. She was too busy doin' some 'vestigatin' cuz Big Mummy left some grapes on the counter. Darla didn't do much helpin' either. She just wanted to find a nest. She always wants to find a nest, you know, cuz she's a baby duck and baby ducks come from nests. She tried to make a nest in the kielbasa before we opened the package.



I had to make Darla get out of her nest in the package of kielbasa, cuz I needed to cut it into pennies. 'Cept it wasn't really pennies. Huh. Huh. We made kielbasa quarters instead. Here's a picture of me cuttin' the kielbasa, and I put a penny and a quarter in the picture so you can see that kielbasa is kinda fat.



Then the next thing we did was put the kielbasa in the pan so that it would turn brown and smell good. But I didn't get any pictures of that, cuz as soon as the kielbasa started to smell good, Wilb'rina tried to climb into the pan to eat a piece. Big Mummy caught her just before she started to burn her hooves. Wilb'rina got in BIG trouble from trying to climb into the pan to eat a piece of kielbasa. Big Mummy said she couldn't help at all anymore, makin' dinner for Uncle Kermit. She just had to sit by the toaster and watch. Here's a picture of her sitting by the toaster and watchin' us make dinner for Uncle Kermit. Isn't she the cutest pig you ever saw?



Big Mummy said we had to have some begetables too, so we made broccoli, cuz broccoli tastes really good with mac 'n' cheese. Here's a picture of Roma helpin' to cut the broccoli, and me doin' some supervisin'. Darla is doin' some sittin' in the steamer cuz it looked like a nest. Wilb'rina isn't in the picture cuz she's still doin' her time out for tryin' to climb into the pan to eat a piece of kielbasa.



Here's a picture of Wilb'rina still doin' her time out.



You have to grate a lot of cheese to make mac 'n' cheese. Here's a picture of me gratin' a lot of cheese. Darla had to get out of her nest in the steamer, cuz we needed it for the broccoli, so she sat in the colander instead.



We got everything ready before Uncle Kermit got here, 'cept for puttin' the cheese sauce on the macaroni. Here's a picture of Uncle Kermit stirring the cheese sauce and me doin' some superivin'.



I'm so 'cited I finally got to make dinner for Uncle Kermit. He's the best uncle ever, and he liked dinner a lot. He ate a lot, too, cuz he's a good eater. I can't wait till we all go on our bacation of a lifetime on the David B. Uncle Kermit and Uncle Captain J haven't met each other yet, but me and the other kids think they're gonna like each other a lot, cuz they both know we're real.

Love,
Klu the Happy Bear

Our New 'Partment

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear.

I'm gonna write a longer post later today, but I just wanted to show you a picture of our new 'partment. I kinda feel like doin' some cryin' cuz I'm gonna miss Auntie E and the cousins something fierce. But I'm kinda 'cited too cuz our new 'partment has a bird feeder in the garden and we can see a mountain. And it's real close to Uncle Kermit's house, so he can visit us all the time.

Tomorrow is the day that me and the other kids are gonna make dinner for Uncle Kermit. I woke up so 'cited this morning that I asked Big Mummy if we could start makin' it today, but she said no, it wouldn't taste as good and we had to wait till tomorrow. But she said if I wanted to help get ready, I could clean the bathroom. But I said I didn't want to. I've got some playin' to do.

Love,
Klu the Bear

Mac 'N' Cheese With Hot Dog Pennies For Uncle Kermit

Hi, it's me, Klu.

Um, I'm in a hurry today, cuz me and my Big Mummy are gonna go rock-climbing, but I just wanted to tell you that I'm FINALLY gonna get to make mac 'n' cheese with hot dog pennies for Uncle Kermit on Friday. My Big Mummy promised me AGES ago, but then she kept cooking fancy grownup food with French and 'Talian names for Uncle Kermit cuz she was showing off. But now it's us kids' turn. I just went with Big Mummy to the grocery store, and we bought all the stuff we need. 'Cept we didn't get hot dogs; we got kielbasa. Me and the other kids like kielbasa a LOT, even though we're not Polish.

Some nice lady left me a comment a while back that she didn't know what hot dog pennies were, and she had to look online. (I think she's from New Zealand.) Well, now we're gonna make kielbasa pennies. Huh. Huh. That's really funny. Cuz kielbasa is way fatter than hot dogs, so they're gonna come out more like quarters instead. Huh. That makes me laugh. To make kielbasa quarters, you slice the kielbasa into circles so they look like quarters, and then you put them in a pan on the stove till they turn brown and smell really good. Sometimes you eat some out of the pan when Big Mummy isn't looking. Then you put them in the mac 'n' cheese. They taste really good.

Tomorrow I'll show you a picture of our new house. I'm 'cited 'bout our new house, but I'm really sad cuz I'm gonna miss Auntie E something fierce. And the cousins. I wish Auntie E could live with us forever.

Love,
Klu the Bear

Uncle Kermit's Museum

Hi, it's me, Klu.

I used to be a Famous Bloggin' Bear, but I'm not sure I am anymore, cuz all I've been doin' is some spinnin'. It's hard to be a Famous Bloggin' Bear when all the grownups around you are doin' some spinnin'. So I decided maybe I should just do some spinnin' too. And some playin'. But now I want to be a Famous Bloggin' Bear again.

Darla took me along to Uncle Kermit's house, cuz I wanted to do some 'vestigatin'. I'm not as good at 'vestigatin' as Wilb'rina, but Darla knows all 'bout Uncle Kermit's house cuz he fostered her before we 'dopted her. So I just followed Darla around, 'vestigatin' stuff while she said 'mwack.' Darla only says 'mwack' cuz she's just a baby duck. I can't wait till she's old enough to say my name, Klu. Kuh-lu. Here's a picture of me 'vestigatin' some of Uncle Kermit's shoes.



I like Uncle Kermit a lot. Some grownups don't know that me and the other kids are real. But Uncle Kermit knows we're real. He likes us a lot. But his house isn't very good for kids yet. It's kinda like a museum, really empty and clean and stuff. The best thing for kids that me and Darla found was a statue of a giraffe. I climbed up on a candle holder to get a better look at the giraffe, cuz I was hopin' it might be a real giraffe. But it's just a statue. I guess in museums you only have statues, not real giraffes. Here's a picture of me and Darla 'vestigatin' the statue of the giraffe.



After we got done 'vestigatin' the statue of the giraffe, we got kinda bored. I think I'm gonna give Uncle Kermit some of my toys, so the next time we go to his house, we can do some playin'. I think Uncle Kermit's real good at doin' some playin', but he just needs some toys.

Now that I'm a Famous Bloggin' Bear again, I'll write some more posts. My Big Mummy helped me make a list of all the posts I want to write. I want to write about moving to a new house, and about making mac 'n' cheese with hot dog pennies for Uncle Kermit (we're gonna make it for him on Friday), and how sad it is that Auntie E is moving away to Mr. Gumbles' city, and some other stuff. I'm sorry I let my fans down for a little while. Would you please forgive me? Um, thanks. Pretty soon I'm gonna have lots of posts to write, cuz me and Darla and Wilb'rina and Uncle Kermit and my Big Mummy are goin' on another bacation of a lifetime on the David B with Uncle Captain J and Auntie Ch.

Love,
Klu the Famous Bloggin' Bear