Monday, January 27, 2014

Wilbsie's Got a Crush on Maxwell

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear.  I wanna write a post on my blog, Get a Klu, 'bout how Wilbsie's got a crush on Maxwell.  Wilbsie is my sister.  She's a pig.  She's pink and her tail used to curl, but she outgrew that and now it's just bent.  Her real name is Wilburina, but we mostly call her Wilbs or Wilbsie.  She's got a crush on Maxwell.   He's a pig too.

Me and Daddy always watch our Broncos, but mostly the other kids don't like to watch pootball.  I like to watch pootball cuz I'm allowed to do some cussin' when me and Daddy are watchin' the pootball. 

There a new commercial on 'bout Maxwell.  Wilbsie heard Daddy talkin' about it, so she decided to watch the pootball with us.  Here's a picture of Wilbsie watchin' the pootball with us.

Wilbsie watched and watched the pootball but she didn't see Maxwell.  That made her really sad.  She saw Peyton Manning a lot, but she doesn't have a crush on Peyton Manning.  She has a crush on Maxwell.

Finally, she was doin' so much pesterin' to see Maxwell that I told her I'd show her Maxwell on Big Mummy's 'puter.  Here's a picture of Wilbsie lookin' at Maxwell on Big Mummy's 'puter.

Her favorite 'mmercial with Maxwell is the zip-line one, where he stops next to the other guy and says, "pure...adrenaline."  Wilbsie LOVES that part.  So we backed the video up about a buh-zillion times so Wilbsie could watch him say, 'pure...adrenaline" over and over.  Here's a picture of Wilbsie watchin' Maxwell say, "pure...adrenaline," for about the buh-zillionth time.

She could have sat there all day, backin' up the video but me and Big Mummy were getting tired of hearin' Maxwell squeal.  'Sides, it was lunchtime, and I wanted to stop backin' up the video and go eat.  I really like to eat, you know.  Wilbsie really likes to eat too.  (She's a pig, you know.)  So Big Mummy told her to come and eat, and I turned Maxwell off.

Klu the Bear

PS.  See how Wilbsie's tail doesn't curl anymore.  She outgrew it, you know.


  1. Hi Klu! Did you watch the big football game today? It was on at our house, but really, we were much more interested in the snacks and yummy things to eat that the game. We're afraid we enjoyed a few too many snacks, then slept through the last part of the game. But bears are always more tired in the winter!

  2. Hey, Jerry and Ben, it's me, Klu the Bear. Yeah, um, we watched the big game but our Broncos got stomped by the Seahawks. Me and Daddy were sad, but that was a long time ago. I forgot to answer your comment, but I LOVE comments.

    Klu the Bear

    PS. I love your blog, too.