Thursday, March 21, 2024

Darsie Did a Bad Thing

 Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear!

Me and Darsie were outside just now, and we were s'posed to be filmin' somethin' for my Big Mummy. She's doin' somethin' called droppin' a collection. A collection is a bunch of jools she made all at once. Droppin' a collection is makin' your fans wait until a certain day before you can buy them. Big Mummy says it makes it more 'citing, like a birfday present.

Here's a picture of Darsie playin' with the collection. She wasn't s'posed to be playin' with the collection, but she's a little kid, you know, and sometimes little kids do stuff they're not s'posed to.

We were tryin' to figure out how to film Darsie droppin' the collection, but she wasn't bein' very coop'rative. She's my little sister and she's my most fav'rite duck in the whole world, but sometimes she's not very coop'rative, you know. Big Mummy was tryin' to figure out where she could drop the collection from, cuz she didn't want the collection doin' some bouncin' on the concrete. 

When we weren't lookin', Darsie took one of the wolf-howling-at-the-moon pendants and climbed up on the steps with it.

Then she did some droppin' for real, not pretend.

Here's a picture after Darsie did some droppin' for real. You can see one of the wolf-howling-at-the-moon pendants between the cracks of the steps.

Big Mummy gave Darsie a scoldin' for playin' with the collection, then we got down on our hands and knees to crawl under the stairs. Here's a picture of the stairs.

Then we made a terrible 'scovery. Here's a picture of us makin' a terrible 'scovery.

We 'scovered that the insde of the bottom steps are all boxed in. Darsie dropped the collection into the box.

So Big Mummy gave Darsie an even bigger scoldin' and made her have time out. And we got out the hammer and the pry thingie. Here's a picture of Darsie in time out and me helpin' Big Mummy do some pryin'.

After Big Mummy fished the wolf-howling-at-the-moon pendant out from all the spiders and we hammered the steps back together, she didn't feel like filmin' Darsie droppin' the collection. But if you want to know more 'bout the collection and when it's gonna drop (that means everything will be on the website and you can buy them), you should sign up for our email list. You'll be entered to win the giveaway prize too! (That's kind of like getting a birfday present, you know.)


Klu the Bear

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