Darsie Did a Bad Thing

 Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear!

Me and Darsie were outside just now, and we were s'posed to be filmin' somethin' for my Big Mummy. She's doin' somethin' called droppin' a collection. A collection is a bunch of jools she made all at once. Droppin' a collection is makin' your fans wait until a certain day before you can buy them. Big Mummy says it makes it more 'citing, like a birfday present.

Here's a picture of Darsie playin' with the collection. She wasn't s'posed to be playin' with the collection, but she's a little kid, you know, and sometimes little kids do stuff they're not s'posed to.

We were tryin' to figure out how to film Darsie droppin' the collection, but she wasn't bein' very coop'rative. She's my little sister and she's my most fav'rite duck in the whole world, but sometimes she's not very coop'rative, you know. Big Mummy was tryin' to figure out where she could drop the collection from, cuz she didn't want the collection doin' some bouncin' on the concrete. 

When we weren't lookin', Darsie took one of the wolf-howling-at-the-moon pendants and climbed up on the steps with it.

Then she did some droppin' for real, not pretend.

Here's a picture after Darsie did some droppin' for real. You can see one of the wolf-howling-at-the-moon pendants between the cracks of the steps.

Big Mummy gave Darsie a scoldin' for playin' with the collection, then we got down on our hands and knees to crawl under the stairs. Here's a picture of the stairs.

Then we made a terrible 'scovery. Here's a picture of us makin' a terrible 'scovery.

We 'scovered that the insde of the bottom steps are all boxed in. Darsie dropped the collection into the box.

So Big Mummy gave Darsie an even bigger scoldin' and made her have time out. And we got out the hammer and the pry thingie. Here's a picture of Darsie in time out and me helpin' Big Mummy do some pryin'.

After Big Mummy fished the wolf-howling-at-the-moon pendant out from all the spiders and we hammered the steps back together, she didn't feel like filmin' Darsie droppin' the collection. But if you want to know more 'bout the collection and when it's gonna drop (that means everything will be on the website and you can buy them), you should sign up for our email list. You'll be entered to win the giveaway prize too! (That's kind of like getting a birfday present, you know.)

Love,

Klu the Bear

Do You Ever Feel D'jected?

 Hi, it's me, um, Klu the Bear. Did you ever feel really d'jected? This is a poto of me feelin' d'jected cuz I did a dumb thing.

I was gonna make a bideo 'bout helpin' my Big Mummy make a jool and do some hammerin', but instead I had to make a bideo 'bout bein' d'jected. You can watch my bideo here:

Did you ever do a mistake and get d'jected? Maybe you could leave a comment and tell me 'bout it.

Love,

Klu the Bear

Do You Like Giveaways?

 Hi, um, I'm Klu the Famous Bloggin' Bear! Huh huh, that's funny. I'm a Bloggin' Bear again! I like doin' some bloggin'.

And I ruhlly like makin' some bideos. In this bideo, I show you the cord Big Mummy made for me to wear her giveaway prize. I can only wear the giveaway prize when I'm doin' some modelin' for a bideo. 

You could win the giveaway prize if you sign up! In the bideo, I tell you to type 'giveaway' but that just works on Instagram. Here's the link where you can sign up:

SIGN UP HERE!

Here's a picture of me wearin' the giveaway prize. I didn't know Big Mummy took this picture.

I'm wearin' it on my new cord. If you watched the bideo, you know what I mean.

Love,

Klu the Bear

PS. If you win the giveaway prize, Big Mummy will ask you how long a cord you want. We won't make you wear it on my cord. It might not go around your neck.

Wilbsie Doin' Some Modelin' with Rings on her Trotters

 Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear. 

We just did a poto-shoot of some rings Big Mummy just made. Two of the rings were too small to go on my hand-paws, so I 'cruited Wilbsie to be my fashion model. Wilbsie is my sister and she's a pink pig. She got ruhlly 'cited 'bout being my fashion model. 

We went out in the sunshine to find a good place for our poto-shoot. We put the two small rings on her front trotters and the big ring on one of her back trotters. (The big ring is the same one that I'm wearing in my new pr'fessional headshot.) Just then Darsie came out and got mad cuz she wanted to be a fashion model too. She did some ruhlly loud mwackin' and squawkin'. I said we could have two fashion models, but the rings didn't fit on Darsie's wingtips. Or her big orange webbed feet. Not even the biggest ring. So I said I was just gonna have Wilbsie be my fashion model. Darla got mad and pouted. (You can see her in the back of the poto, doin' some poutin'. She's sitting funny, with her big orange webbed foot goin' sideways. You can see why even the biggest ring didn't fit.)

It's kinda hard to take potos of Big Mummy's joolry on a fashion model. That's what I 'scovered today. Sometimes the joolry looked okay but the fashion model looked like she was skeert.

Other times the fashion model looked really cute but the jools were all blurry.

I even tried to take a bideo when the fashion model was bein' really cute, but most of the jools came out blurry.

But finally we got the best picture ever. 

We took a closeup too, so you can see how pretty Big Mummy's rings are.

You can't buy these rings from Big Mummy quite yet. She's doin' a thing called a launch. A launch is when she makes lots of jools and shows you pictures of them so you can see how pretty are, but you're not 'llowed to buy them. You have to wait. Then one day, she lets you buy all of them at once. She says it's so that you get 'cited and it feels like waiting for your birfday presents. You can find out what day is gonna be her launch (kinda like your birfday) if you sign up for her email list. You also get entered in her giveaway and I send you a welcome bideo with a code for a discount. (I can't tell you the code - you have to sign up and watch my bideo.) You can sign up here.

I think I'm ready to post my blog now.

Love,

Klu the Famous Bloggin' Bear

PS. A long time ago, Wilbsie had a crush on Maxwell. You can read about Wilbie's crush on Maxwell here. I don't know if she still has a crush on Maxwell, because we haven't seen him in a long time. I think it made her feel squiggly inside when he said 'EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee! Pure...adrenaline.' 

Tip for Cleanin' Some Jools

 Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear!

This is the first time I wrote a new post on my blog in a ruhlly long time. I've been too busy filmin' some bideos for my Big Mummy. If you didn't find out already, I'm Big Mummy's new spokes-bear for her joolry! Here's my new headshot when I'm bein' her spokes-bear:

You can see I'm wearin' some of her bling in my photo.

But I'm s'posed to be writing this blog to tell you 'bout the bideo we just filmed. We just filmed a tip 'bout cleanin' dirty joolry. You can watch my tip here:

If you like my tip, you should follow us on Instagram: @MagicCarpetJewelry. We're gonna have more good tips 'bout your jools, and also I'm gonna film Wilbsie wearin' some rings on her trotters.

Um, that's all.

Love,

Klu the Bear

Something 'Sgusting 'Bout Pigs and Dogs

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear.  I've been waiting and waiting to write this post on my blog, Get a Klu, but I couldn't write it cuz I couldn't get a picture I needed.  But now I got the pictures so I can write my blog.

We live in a house where there are lots of deers.  The deers come in our yard all the time.  Here's a picture of a Mr. and Mrs. Deer in our back yard.  Once we counted and there was 17 deers in our yard all at once.

The deers do some eatin' and some chewin' and some sleepin' in our yard.  And they do something else.  They do some droppin'.  Everywhere they do, they leave lots of droppin's.  (I wanted to write a different word that starts with a 't' and has a 'r' in it and ends with a 'd', but Big Mummy said I had to call them droppin's on my blog.  But just so you know, our reg'lar word is the one that starts with a 't'.)

The deers do some droppin' just about everywhere on our yard.  You have to be careful you don't step in them, cuz that's pretty 'sgusting.

But wanna know something even MORE 'sgusting?  Wilbsie (she's the pig with the crush on Maxwell) and Brunsie (he's the best dog I ever knew) like to EAT the droppin's!!!  I want you to believe me in my blog, so I had to wait till I could catch them.  And guess what?  I just caught them eatin' some droppin's, and I took lots of photos so you can believe me.

Here's the first photo I took from the window.  You can barely see Wilbs and Bruno out there, eatin' some droppin's.

So then I 'cided I had to go out of the house and try to sneak up on them.  Here's a photo when I was sneakin' up on Bruno and Wilbsie eatin' some droppin's.

Here's another photo when I got closer.

Then I got a little closer and turned the zoomer on.  The zoomer makes the camera get closer.  You can see the droppin' that's hangin' out of  Wilbsie's mouth.

But the zoomer made a noise and Wilbsie saw me, so I wasn't stealth anymore.  But they weren't 'barrassed at all 'bout eatin' some droppin's.  They were just happy cuz I was takin' their picture.  Here's a picture of them bein' happy I was takin' their picture.  They did some posin' for the camera.

Then they went back to eatin' some droppin's and I went inside to write my blog.

Love,
Klu the Bear

PS.  I really don't like it when Bruno wants to give me a kiss with his tongue after he's been eatin' some droppin's.  It's 'sgusting!  But 'sides that, he's the best dog I ever knew, and I'm really glad he's my brother.

Wilbsie's Got a Crush on Maxwell

Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear.  I wanna write a post on my blog, Get a Klu, 'bout how Wilbsie's got a crush on Maxwell.  Wilbsie is my sister.  She's a pig.  She's pink and her tail used to curl, but she outgrew that and now it's just bent.  Her real name is Wilburina, but we mostly call her Wilbs or Wilbsie.  She's got a crush on Maxwell.   He's a pig too.

Me and Daddy always watch our Broncos, but mostly the other kids don't like to watch pootball.  I like to watch pootball cuz I'm allowed to do some cussin' when me and Daddy are watchin' the pootball. 

There a new commercial on 'bout Maxwell.  Wilbsie heard Daddy talkin' about it, so she decided to watch the pootball with us.  Here's a picture of Wilbsie watchin' the pootball with us.

Wilbsie watched and watched the pootball but she didn't see Maxwell.  That made her really sad.  She saw Peyton Manning a lot, but she doesn't have a crush on Peyton Manning.  She has a crush on Maxwell.

Finally, she was doin' so much pesterin' to see Maxwell that I told her I'd show her Maxwell on Big Mummy's 'puter.  Here's a picture of Wilbsie lookin' at Maxwell on Big Mummy's 'puter.

Her favorite 'mmercial with Maxwell is the zip-line one, where he stops next to the other guy and says, "pure...adrenaline."  Wilbsie LOVES that part.  So we backed the video up about a buh-zillion times so Wilbsie could watch him say, 'pure...adrenaline" over and over.  Here's a picture of Wilbsie watchin' Maxwell say, "pure...adrenaline," for about the buh-zillionth time.

She could have sat there all day, backin' up the video but me and Big Mummy were getting tired of hearin' Maxwell squeal.  'Sides, it was lunchtime, and I wanted to stop backin' up the video and go eat.  I really like to eat, you know.  Wilbsie really likes to eat too.  (She's a pig, you know.)  So Big Mummy told her to come and eat, and I turned Maxwell off.

Love,
Klu the Bear

PS.  See how Wilbsie's tail doesn't curl anymore.  She outgrew it, you know.